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For some, the following list of strange masturbation techniques may contain things far too afield of accepted self-regulatory methods for your comfort. The sexual CPU defrag technique involves temporarily cutting off the flow of oxygen to the brain, usually with a belt, rope, or similar instrument. You can quite literally jerk yourself to death.

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A good jack-off falls somewhere between agony and prayer. In the shower, I make the same face Mary makes in Bernini sculptures. Some people consider masturbation a second-tier sexual experience.

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Back inJim Levenstein from American Pie involuntarily inspired a generation. Teenagers all over the world were no longer content to use their hand to masturbate. Not even sitting on your left hand and making it numb sufficed any more. The masturbation game changed had forever, all thanks to one pie-fucking exploit.

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Because there's more than one way to rub one out. To help you get some new ideas, BuzzFeed asked people of all ages, genders, and sexualities to describe the nitty-gritty of how they actually masturbate. Here are tips from our readers with penises that you might want to try yourself.

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Jerking off. My thinking was since women buy books on how to make men cum, what if I could pick up those books and pick some tricks myself? After some serious study and practice, now I know how to achieve the most intense orgasms by myself AND can easily guide my girl to give me nice blowjobs.

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Maybe it was an insertable, like a particularly phallic vegetable. Have I brought back that awkward memory for you? A certain item in your far or recent past that makes you blush just to think about it?

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So I went out to the beach alone with some iced coffee and just relaxed. I was kind of half asleep and there was no one else out there. Then I ran into the ocean to clean up.

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Rabbit Vibrator. Head banger Now this might be kind of hard but it works. Grease your hair really.

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All guys love having a wank. Even after the horny teenager phase where even the mere sight of a sexy female in a pair of shorts or a tight top would cause a raging boner, right through to when you can get girls for sex or head, nothing beats a good old-fashioned wank session. Just you and your favourite pictures, tube videos or fantasies in your head. Every guy develops a technique.

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